SEMRITS Guides - what's so special?

OK, we hear the obvious question here:
"Why should I buy your guides when we currently have enough encyclopedias, textbooks and self-help booklets to cover NZ to a depth of 60000 feet?"

It's better than buying a book called "101 incredibly useless ways of preparing for your average bursary exam", which (other than the long-winded title that sounds very impressive) will not help you revise properly.
It's not a self-help guide. You will not have to sit for hours in one of those cross-legged positions that cuts off most of the blood to your feet, and chant "Ohm, Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa in 1514".
Other guides may be informative, helpful, and sensitive souls, but unfortunately they have as much fashion awareness as a baked potato. SEMRITS Guides however, are what some would call a "hep cat who's down with the groove".
Other guides aren’t actually designed for the exams you're about to face - they are however great if you’re interested in doing a PhD. in 15th century face painting*. SEMRITS guides cut down the stuff you have to read to include only the bare essentials, the meat without the bones, the really- important-stuff-to-learn.

*We sincerely apologise to the 15th century face painters guild for cheapening their extremely beautiful art form.